mtgtips:

Magic the Gathering tip: love trans people or get the fuck out

maidthings:

i love how whenever i talk to someone new I completely forget who words work

ashenmind:

princesses are naturally lightheaded to make up for the crown

mtgtips:

Magic the Gathering tip: you can be transgender

mtgtips:

Magic the Gathering tip: kiss trans people (consensually)

(via loreleywrites)

daggernoballs:

virtualgirladvance:

psychephrenic:

couldntrelate:

(via fifty-shadesofgay)

filibusterfrog:

mothman..

evil-scientist:

they banned my book in the universities. Some bullshit reasons like “encouraging unethical scientific practices” and “you literally have a guide on how to build a nuclear bomb”

(via madragingven)

ariaste:

Yes yes, I too am very sad and annoyed that Trump is not dead, I got all breathlessly excited and queued up “Ding Dong The Witch Is Dead” to be ready for a great announcement, and then I didn’t even get to play it. It’s a huge bummer.

However, step two of this huge bummer is NOT “Oh no and now his fandom will be EVEN MORE ANNOYING, we have basically already lost :((((” That is the devil speaking. Step two is to say “Ah heck, his fandom is going to be even more annoying, better FUCKING VOTE AND MAKE SURE EVERYONE I KNOW ALSO VOTES”

Stop your worthless defeatism, stop your stupid pessimism, stop trying to GIVE UP AND SURRENDER just cause one weird thing happened.

GO VOTE, IDIOTS

greetings-inferiors:

kari-is-cold:

meilintheempressofdreams:

Reblog for unexpected $$$ dropping into your Bank account.

uhh did i forget how time works or was the first post in december 2018 and the second in august 2018

Reblog for time travelling $$$ dropping into your Bank account.

(via 5feet-of-anxiety)